Thursday 21 April 2011

Chainsaw Massacre 2 in 3D. Whoopidy-do!


When will you stop butchering movies with 3D?  Seriously though, we all know exactly what we can expect from a 3D film, especially this type of 3D film.

Woah! Scary chainsaw coming out of the screen!! Scary!!! Woah!!! NOT!*


John Luessenhop is in talks to direct Lionsgate and Twisted Pictures' Leatherface 3D, the sequel to the Platinum Dunes (not involved this time around) produced Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake that was released via New Line Cinema and Warner Bros. Pictures.

We also reported that Debra Sullivan, Adam Marcus and Stephen Susco have turned in drafts the third Chainsaw flick that supposedly picks up immediately where Tobe Hooper's original left off before flashing forward 35 years. An update to the story is that Kirsten Elms (writer of Gold Circle and director F. Gary Gray's Hair of the Dog) was hired to re-tool the script under the guidance Luessenhop. This is the freshest piece of news.

Luessenhop directed the 2010 Takers starring Chris Brown, Hayden Christensen and Matt Dillon.
I’ve got to the point where I really don’t care if  I see another 3D film again.  And I’m pretty damn certain that I don’t want to see another Leatherface film again. So two things done to death, what I don’t want to see, and I can only assume there are those who would like to see this unholy marriage come together
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There it is.  Crap on crap with some nuts in for texture.  

*No one says it anymore, they should.

Ben Doran

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